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booksyrup:

Every time I hear someone say “bookstores aren’t going to exist anymore soon” I want to slap them upside the head

darrenpillowscriss:

Usually the first episode of a series is one of the best, with a really creative plot line, an awesome problem to solve, and great plot twists.

And then there’s Doctor Who:

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itspikachan:

veganvibez:

do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

#I THOUGHT THIS SAID BRIAN LOL
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BRIAN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT"
poor Brian.


DC:  Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel:  YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC:  We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel:  HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC:  The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel:  DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC:  After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel:  PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC:  We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel:  NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC:  We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel:  NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC:  We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel:  FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC:  Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel:  NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC:  Wait-
Marvel:  NEW FEMALE THOR
DC:  I didn't-
Marvel:  NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel:  TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel:  PEACE

amarriageoftrueminds:

imagine Charles and Erik recruiting a new mutant and them being all like, 'woah you're a telepath!? cool man! well feel free to rummage around in my head, I won't stop ya - gotta be true to your mutant self, right??'

And Charles being really touched by this and going 'really? gosh… you know, you're the only person who’s ever said that to me!’

-and Erik and Raven just freeze. 

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thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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I worry for anyone who says Game of Thrones